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Brevity is the Soul of Wit.

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Enjoy these fresh two-liners with some genuine observations:-

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.

There are two kinds of people who don’t say much:
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who’s in a hurry?

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix.
Never drink and derive

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One nice thing about egoists:
They don’t talk about other people.

Brilliant Puns:

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.

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3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred;
And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.

4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!

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