Enjoy these fresh two-liners with some genuine observations:-
The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much:
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who’s in a hurry?
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix.
Never drink and derive
One nice thing about egoists:
They don’t talk about other people.
Brilliant Puns:
1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.
2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred;
And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.
4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!