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A Senior Wedding

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

“We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
“Of course we do.”

“How about medicine for circulation?”
“All kinds”

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“Medicine for rheumatism?”

“How about suppositories?”
“You bet!”

“Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”
“Yes, a large variety. The works.”

“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

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“Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
“We sure do.”

“You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
“All speeds and sizes.”

“Adult diapers?”

After a pause, Jacob turns to his lady and asks, “So, what do you think?”
Rebecca turns to the pharmacist and says, “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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